this child is more beautiful than any adult i’ve ever seen
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
nearly every family on disney channel
- goofy dumb parent(s)
- naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
- sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
- younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something
My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
"Just get in the car, Alice. I’ll explain on the way."
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra